Sex And The Scientific Method

When working girls tell tall stories to customers, it is called hustling; when they tell tall stories to feminist academics, it is called sociology.

The academics are sure that whatever the porn actress or working girl says that plays to male fantasy is a damned lie, because “these girls will tell the customer anything” to make a buck; but at one and the same time they are equally sure that whatever the porn actress or working girl says that plays to their own moralist prejudice is absolute truth, because “these girls would never lie to us”. So which girls do we believe, the ones telling stories to get the male punters hot, or the ones telling stories to get the evangelical redeemers and radical feminists hot?

The dogmatists invoke the scientific method, and go out into the field to ask prostitutes what they feel about their jobs. All the stories that fit their requirements are then scientifically recorded, while any working girl who claims to enjoy her work is sent away with a flea in her ear. The discrepancy may be termed “experimental error”.

Posted on January 15, 2012 at 12:33 by Hugo Grinebiter · Permalink
In: THE NAME OF THE GAME, So This Is Science!

Leave a Reply