Cue Rapturous Applause

Miss Congeniality and many other films have guyed the beauty pageant, at which everyone has to say that they want World Peace and apparently nobody is allowed to want much else. A modest proposal would be that, for the sake of greater honesty, this ritual be amended to reflect more accurately the real needs and concerns of American society. The beauties must then, to have any chance of winning, reply that they desired the enslavement of all peoples to American corporations and that anyone calling for decent wages and conditions where those corporations operate be subjected to a visit from the death squads.

Posted on December 13, 2011 at 11:16 by Hugo Grinebiter · Permalink
In: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!, Some Modest Proposals

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