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The Social Exclusion Algorithm

If, to a jaundiced eye, men may appear to be mere programs for fighting, fucking and boasting, to what simple program may women – in the name of equal treatment – be reduced? If you had to model female behaviour in a few lines of Basic, what would be the output? Preening and attention-seeking would be strong candidates, if the program was meant to run on a single woman, but in more realistic social environments the answer will surely be banding together to cut an individual out of the group and destroy her. This is, after all, learnt around the age of five. Any human group that has grown too large, too inclusive or too tolerant needs to acquire the utility program called XYclude, which scans, evaluates, ranks and quarantines all other software.

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