The Answer Is Forty-Two

Question: Why don’t American fundamentalists go the whole hog and burn sexually active women at the stake, on prime-time television?

Answer: Because, as the clothing of the women burned away, their breasts would be briefly exposed – that is, before being consumed by the flames – the indecency causing immense spiritual harm to the children viewing this salutary entertainment.

Posted on March 2, 2010 at 10:54 by Hugo Grinebiter · Permalink
In: THE LONGEST CON, 'Family Values'

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